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PostSubject: JOKE TiME !   JOKE TiME ! I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 15, 2011 9:37 pm

Always remember no matter how bad you are, you are not totally useless. You can always be use as a bad example.

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Frat meeting...
Leader: Pare balita ko bading ka
daw, totoo ba?!
Ambo: Pare, Mga chismax lang
yun galing sa mga chuvanes na
walang magawa sa mga chenilyn nila... chura nila! hmpf!

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Juan: San ka galing?
Pedro: sementeryo, libing ng
byenan ko.
Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang
mukha at braso mo? Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh...
Lumalaban!!

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Parishioner:Father bakit may
nakasampay na daster, bra at
panty sa may kumbento? may
asawa ka? Father: Kung aasa ako sa mga
donasyon nyo, di ako
mabubuhay! Tumatanggap ako ng
labada!

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Nun: I was raped... what shall i
do?
Mother Superior: Here, take this
calamansi.
Nun: will then ease d pain? Mother Superior: Gaga! sipsipin
mo! ng mawala -wala ngiti sa
mukha mo!!!


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PostSubject: Re: JOKE TiME !   JOKE TiME ! I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 15, 2011 9:46 pm

Ellen: eto nga ung joke: sa story
of adam and eve... sabi ng ibang
lahi... definitely daw hindi pinoy si eba at adan...dahil kung pinoy
daw, hindi nun kakainin ung
apple...ahas daw ang kakainin ng
pinoy!

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Pedro: Pare bakit malungkot ka?
Juan: Asawa ko nag hire ng driver, Gwapo, Bata, Macho!
Pedro: Nagseselos ka?
Juan: Nagtataka lang ako kasi
wala kaming sasakyan!


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PostSubject: Re: JOKE TiME !   JOKE TiME ! I_icon_minitimeSun Jan 16, 2011 9:58 am

antok =)) v
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